Let's Have Some "Teacher/Student" Fun Now :-)

1.

Teacher : 1 book + 1 book ?

Student : 2 books

Teacher : 2 books + 2 books

Student: 4 books

Teacher: 1,789,345 books + 23,658,298 books ? ? ?

??

??

Student : LIBRARY..!! ;-)...........Lol..:) 

2.

Teacher: 'Whoever answers my next question can go home.'

*Boy throws book out of the window*

Teacher: 'Who threw dat?'

Boy:' Me...   I'm going home,'... ;P

3.

Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819? 

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old!!!

......LOL ;P 

4. 

 Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog....... Lol... ;P

5.

Teacher: Gwen, come here and point out Africa from this globe.

Gwen: Here Sir

Teacher: Correct! 

Now You Tell,John... who discovered Africa?

John: Gwen Sir !!..... LOL ;P

  

-Piu Misra