Why Are You Shouting??Let's Have Some "Shouting Jokes" Today !!

1.

Andrew To His Wife..

Andrew : I have a confession to make

Wife : What?
Andrew : ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u

every night i see u in my dream and find myself shouting

GHOST !! GHOST !! GHOST !!...................... LOL ;)

2.

A brunette was doing jumping jacks on a railroad track shouting twenty-one!! twenty-one!! repeatedly. 

A blonde walks by and said, "Wow, that looks fun, could I try?" 

The brunette stepped aside and watched the blonde. 

Then, the train came by and smashed the Brunette. 

The blonde then got back on to the track and began shouting, twenty-two!! tewnty-two !!........ LOL ;)

3.

Santa and Jeet were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeet with his jaws.
Jeet to Santa: (Shouting)Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa : I can't. I ran out of film In My Cam...... LOL ;)

4.

 A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,& Shout At Him

Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out,So i am back......... LOL ;)

5.

Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining Sir.
Santa(Shoutung): So what take an umbrella and go........ LOL ;)