Let Us have Some "Friends" Fun Now !!!!!

1.

Sam : I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. 

Niki : Really!! How?

Sam : U Sit, I Sit

         U cry, I cry. 

         U laugh.. I laugh. 

         U jump out of d window.. I look down n then..

         I laugh again.. hahaha....LOL ;P

2.

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed." .....LOL ;)

3.

Alex- Hey,How Are You,Now? How Much The Doctor  Charged You?

Monty-I Can't Open The Bill.

Alex-Why So?

Monty-Because Doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress,So I didn't open his Bill.....LOL ;)

4.
Banta Sing (To Wife): u get marry with Santa after my death.

Wife : but why? He is ur no 1 enemy...

Banta :  Yeah,this is only way to take revenge with Santa !!!........ LoL ;)

5.

Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa, you'll die.
Santa: Fool, you'll die; Because haven’t you heard, the train is coming on the platform?.....LOL ;)

6.

Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women.
Banta: Get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women! ..... LOL ;)

7.

Cirus: I couldn't slept all night in the train.
Biv: Why?
Cirus: Got upper berth.
Biv: Why didn't u try to exchange your berth?
Cirus: huh!! there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.... LOL ;)

8.

Tom: Why are you crying?
Dony: The elephant is dead.
Tom: Was he your pet?
Dony: No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.....LoL ;)